Fun : Some rules cannot be followed!!!

A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into her office.

"What is your name?" was the first thing she asked the new guy.

"John," the new guy replied.

She scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before,
but I don't call anyone by their first name.
It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority.

I refer to my employees by their last name only ... Smith, Jones, Baker ...that's all.
I am to be referred to only as Mrs. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"
The new guy sighed, "Darling............ My name is John Darling."

"Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . . "

Fun : Kids too much :)

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had phoned in sick one day.
Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialled the employee's home
phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

"Hello?"
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
"May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mummy there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Mummy and Daddy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:


"ME."

THE MAN WHO WILLED HIMSELF TO DIE!!

There was a man who worked for the railroad. One day as he went into the freezer compartment to do his routine work,
the door accidentally closed and he found himself trapped in the compartment.

He shouted for help but no one heard him since it was past midnight. He tried to break down the door but he could not.
As he lay in the freezer compartment, he began to feel colder, and colder. Then he began to feel weaker, and weaker,
and he wrote on the wall of the compartment, "I am feeling colder, and colder; and I am getting weaker, and weaker.
I am dying, and this may be my last words".

In the morning when the other workers opened up the compartment they found him dead.
The sad twist to the above story is that the freezing apparatus in the compartment had broke down a few days earlier.

The poor worker did not know about the damaged freezing apparatus and in his mind the freezing apparatus was working perfectly.
He felt cold, got weaker and literally willed himself to die.

SUCCESS PRINCIPLES
Our sub-conscious mind can be cheated. The sub-conscious mind can only accept and act on information passed to it by the conscious mind.
It has no capacity to reject or decline any instructions or information passed to it by the conscious mind.
In the case of the poor worker, he consciously thought that he was getting colder, weaker and dying and the sub-conscious mind accepted
the above instructions and affected his physical body. That was how he willed himself to die.

MOTIVATIONAL QUOTE
"Every now and then go away, have a little relaxation, for when you come back to your work your judgment will be surer.
Go some distance away because then the work appears smaller and more of it can be taken in at a glance and a lack of
harmony and proportion is more readily seen."

Fun : small Jokes..

5+5
Son to sardar : Papa, 5+5 kiney honde ae?
Sardar : Ullu de patte, gadhe, idiot, nalayak, besharam, haram khor, tujhe kuch nahi aata.
Jaa andar se calculator lekar AA.


2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1: Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760

Sardar proposed a Girl......
Girl said I'm 1yr elder to you...........
Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.

Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar kerte ho?
Hubby: Shahjahan jitna.
Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Hubby: Maine to plot bhi Le liya hai, delay tum ker rahi ho.


Man: Sardarji where were U born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar

A sardar was drawing money from ATM,
The sardar behind him in the line said,
"Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****)."
The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"

The Tailor's Needle!!

A tailor was at work. He took a piece of cloth and with a pair of shining, costly, scissors, he cut the cloth into various bits.

Then he put the pair of scissors at his feet. Then he took a small needle and thread and started to sew the bits of cloth,
into a fine shirt. When the spell of sewing was over, he stuck the needle on to his turban.

The tailor's son who was watching it asked him: "Father, the scissors are costly and look so beautiful.
But you throw them down at your feet. This needle is worth almost nothing; you can get a dozen for an anna.
Yet, you place it carefully on your head itself. Is there any reason for this illogical behaviour?"

"Yes, my son. The scissors have their function, no doubt; but they only cut the cloth into bits.
The needle, on the contrary, unites the bits and enhances the value of the cloth.
Therefore, the needle to me is more precious and valuable.
The value of a thing depends on its utility, son, not on its cost-price or appearance."

FUN: Always tell your wife the truth!!!!

A lady tells her husband to go to the store to buy some cigarettes.

He walks down to the store only to find it closed. So he goes into a nearby bar to use the vending machine.

At the bar he sees a beautiful woman and starts talking to her.

They have a couple of beers and one thing leads to another and they end up in her apartment.

After they've had their fun, he realizes its 3AM and says, "Oh no, its so late, my wife's going to kill me. Have you got any talcum powder?"

She gives him some talcum powder, which he proceeds to rub on his hands and then he goes home.

His wife is waiting for him in the doorway and she is pretty angry. "Where the hell have you been?"

"Well, honey, it's like this. I went to the store like you asked, but they were closed. So I went to the bar to use the vending machine. I saw this great looking girl there and we had a few drinks and one thing led to another and I ended up in bed with her."

"Oh yeah? Let me see your hands!" She sees his hands are covered with powder and... "You God damn liar!!! You were playing pool again!!!"

Magical Wish!!

One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog was hopping towards a water hole.

The forest was so enormous that the frog had never laid eyes on another animal before.
But today, by chance a bear was chasing after a rabbit to have for dinner.

The frog called for the two to stop and said, "Because you are the only two animals I have seen,
I will grant both of you three wishes. Bear, you can go first."

The bear thought for a moment, and being the male he was, said, "I wish for all the bears in this forest, apart from me, to be female."

For his wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet, and immediately put it on.

The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting his wish like that.

It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the bears in the next forest were female as well."

The rabbit asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and roared the engine.

The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for such idiotic items, because after all, he could have asked for money and bought the bike.

For the last wish the bear thought for a while and then said, "I wish that all the bears in the world, apart from me, were female."

The rabbit grinned, roared the engine, and said, "I wish that the bear was gay."

Kolkata beat Hyderabad for second straight win

April 20, 2008

Kolkata Knight Riders won their second straight match beating Deccan Chargers (Hyderbad) by five wickets in the Indian Premier League at the Eden Gardens on Sunday.

Scores

After Michael Hussey's exploits for Chennai a day earlier, it was the turn of brother David to take up the battle for Shah Rukh Khan's

David's unbeaten 38 may be nowhere close to Michael's scintillating ton but was equally important in the context of the match.

Chaminda Vaas (two for nine) and Pragyan Ojha (two for 18) took two wickets apiece as the Kolkata team fumbled while chasing the modest total.

Captain Sourav Ganguly (14) failed with the bat again and so did Ponting (0). But it was the failure of Brendon McCullum, who had a record-breaking 158 not out against Bangalore in the opening match, that made the Kolkata team stutter.

Kolkata eventually reached 112 for five with an over to spare.

Earlier, Kolkata Knight Riders bowlers utilised a poor pitch to skittle out a strong batting line up of the Deccan Chargers for 110.

The Chargers never appeared comfortable as only five of their batsmen reached double figures, with the Aussie duo of Andrew Symonds (32) and Adam Gilchrist (23) being the main contributors before a near-capacity crowd at the Eden Gardens.

Spinner Murali Kartik (3 for 17) was the wrecker-in-chief for the Knight Riders, while Ajit Agarkar a couple after being hammered for 16 runs in his first over.

Electing to bat, the Chargers lost quick wickets as their top order caved in to some disciplined stuff delivered by the Kolkata Knight Riders bowlers on a two-paced wicket, giving the visitors a trying time. Some of the balls kept low while some other deliveries jumped awkwardly.

Young Ashok Dinda, playing only his second Twenty20 match, opened the bowling and generated a good pace. His new ball partner Ishant Sharma also maintained a good line and length while sending down his customary fiery deliveries.

Success came Ishant's way in his second over, when Deccan Chargers' opener venugopal Rao departed giving a simple catch to Kartik at gully.

Skipper V V S Laxman departed soon after without bothering the scorer, as Dinda got his first wicket, reducing the Hyderabad-based side to 22/2 in 4.2 overs.

The dangerous Adam Gilchrist sought to carry the fight into the opponents' camp in the next over as he clobbered Agarkar, the first change bowler, in his very first over for 16 runs, inclusive of two sixes and a boundary.

Ganguly turned to his spinners, and Kartik obliged him by evicting Gilchrist and Rohit Sharma (0) in his second over, as Chargers became 48 for 4.

While the veteran Aussie went for a pull and finished in the hands of deep square leg fielder Hafeez, young Bengal wicketkeeper Wriddhiman Saha took a fine diving catch after running a few yards in front of the wicket.

The 50 of the innings was posted in 9.2 overs, before Styris (6) returned to the pavilion.

As wickets continued to fall one after the other, Andrew Symonds tried to launch a counter-offensive in the 17th over as he disdainfully dispatched spinner David Hussey for two successive sixes.

The over produced 20 runs, and saw the total past 100.

Symonds was finally devoured by Agarkar, with Hussey taking a skier in the extra cover region, and soon after the tourists' knock came to a close.

Boucher guides Bangalore to win over Mumbai

April 20

Banglore() vs Mumbai

A 55-run fifth wicket partnership between South Africans Jacques Kallis and Mark Boucher Bangalore Royal Challengers to a five-wicket win over Mumbai Indians in the Indian Premier League at the Wankhede Stadium on Sunday.

SCORES

Chasing 166 for a first win in the Twenty20 competition, the Vijay Mallya-owned Bangalore team survived a slow start and a mid-innings hiccup to romp home with two balls to spare.

Mark Boucher (39 not out) was the highest scorer for the Bangalore team while captain Rahul Dravid (32), Jacques Kallis (25) and Virat Kohli (23) also chipped in with useful contributions.

Stand-in captain Harbhajan Singh the pick of the Mumbai bowlers with a couple of wickets to his name.

Earlier, a late assault by Shaun Pollock helped Mumbai Indians reach a competitive 165 for six.

The retired ace South African all rounder cracked three sixes and two fours in his 12-ball cameo while making 28 after coming in at number seven.

The hosts lost wickets regularly after stand-in captain Harbhajan Singh opted to bat first on winning the toss and their total was built mainly around opener Sanath Jayasuriya (29), top-scorer Robin Uthappa (48) and Pollock.

The home team, in the absence of injured captain Sachin Tendulkar , got off to a good beginning after the early fall of Luke Ronchi in the second over with Sanath Jayasuriya showing cracking form as he hit five fours and a six in his 16-ball knock before he was run out.

Kolkata beat Hyderabad

A brilliant pick-up and direct hit ended Jayasuriya innings, an over after he had creamed 16 runs off Jacques Kallis's first over, with a flurry of three fours and an on-driven six.

Dominic Thornely, who came in at one-down at the fall of Australian compatriot Luke Ronchi (8), receiving a nasty blow on his left eyebrow by a soaring ball from Indian pace spearhead Zaheer Khan as tried to pull and missed connecting completely.

He retired hurt and did not come out to bat again and was taken to hospital, where he is kept under observation.

Uthappa and Pinal Shah, the Baroda wicket keeper, joined forces and helped the score past the 70 mark at the halfway stage.

Uthappa, at times beaten by his Karnataka Ranji team-mate Vinay Kumar, also swung the bowler for a six over square leg.

He tried to play the unorthodox scoop shot a number of times and missed quite often before connecting once off Kallis that fetched a boundary.

After being dropped at deep square leg by Vinay off Praveen when on 32, he continued to look for runs.

Uthappa fell, stumped by Mark Boucher, when trying the scoop once too often as the ace South African stumper stood up to Balachandra Akhil and took off the bails when the batsman failed to connect.

He struck five fours and a six in his 36-ball knock and also added 28 runs in quick time with Abhishek Nayar.

Nayar hoisted Vinay Kumar for a six and then Pollock struck the medium pacer for a four and a six towards the extra cover region as the bowler went for 20 runs in the 18th over of the innings to boost the run-rate.

Pollock fell off the last ball of the innings to give Zaheer Khan, who was the pick of the attack along with veteran left arm spinner Sunil Joshi, his second wicket.

India's top-earning artists!!

M F Husain, a million-dollar club member

India's economic boom has not only enabled Indians to buy houses and cars, but also to purchase expensive art.

"This interest in art is nothing but a lifestyle change we are witnessing," said art critic Manasij Majumdar, speaking to rediff.com. "Now young entrepreneurs and industrialists are spending a huge part of their income in buying art. Reason: art has a unique status of its own. Purchasing art is a way of saying that one has arrived in life," said Majumdar.

Indian art market, therefore, is quite hot. So who are the maestros whose works are in big demand and how much does one need to invest to be able to own a masterpiece? Find out. . .

Master painter Maqbool Fida Husain recently joined the million-dollar club with one of his paintings on slain theatre artist Safdar Hashmi going under the hammer for over $1 million.

An unidentified art collector won the keenly fought bidding at an auction organised by Emami Chisel Art Auction House in Kolkata on February 25 to bag Tribute to Hashmi for Rs 4.4 crore (Rs 44 million).

The same bidder also added Tyeb Mehta's Kali-III to his collection for the same amount. Mehta's painting had the highest reserve price of Rs 2.5 crore (Rs 25 million) for the bidding.

Ten years ago, no Indian artist dared to even dream of getting such hefty sums for their works. But today the exorbitant prices come as no surprise to either the collectors or the artists, especially for the likes of Husain, Mehta, F N Souza, Sakti Burman and Jogen Chowdhury.

The first multi-crore deal in Indian art market happened, in 2002, when a non-resident Indian (originally from Hyderabad) bought a painting by Husain (Horses) for Rs 2 crore (Rs 20 million). At that time it was the highest price ever paid for any painting in India.

Husain's another high was when he sold 22 paintings of a series called Paris Suite to a London-based collector for $1 million.

Corporatisation of art work may be common in the West, but the phenomenon struck India for the first time in September, 2004, when Mumbai-based Swarup Group of Industries paid a mammoth Rs 100 crore for 125 paintings by Husain.

Some called the deal 'vulgar', others 'excellent' but there is no denying that Indian art market had never witnessed anything like this before.

Was that the beginning? Possible. Which is the costliest painting by an Indian artist? Works by which Indian artists are lapped up by the collectors? To get an insight into the price structure of the Indian art scene, read on.

How Kalam avoided J&K issue with Musharraf!!

While foreign office mandarins were a little apprehensive about the meeting between A P J Abdul Kalam and Pervez Musharraf , the scientist president turned out to be an astute diplomat giving no opportunity to the Pakistani military ruler to rake up the Kashmir issue.

Details of what transpired at the 30-minute meeting have been revealed by P M Nair, who served as secretary to Kalam from 2002 to 2007, in his book The Kalam Effect: My years with the President.

Musharraf was on a day's visit on April 17, 2005, to witness the India-Pakistan one-day cricket match.

During his brief stay, one of his appointments was with Kalam. Nair says he told the president ahead of the meeting that Musharraf will certainly raise the Kashmir issue with him and he should be prepared for the same.

"Don't worry, I shall deal with it," Kalam said reassuringly, leaving Nair wondering how he would deal with an issue which could nettle the best of diplomats, and had derailed the summit meeting at Agra .

In excerpts of the book made available to PTI, Nair says the meeting took after an eventful day in which the Pakistanis had won the match.

Musharraf's remark about M S Dhoni's long hair had drawn loud applause from cricket enthusiasts.

At 7.30 pm, Musharraf arrived in a cavalcade of cars and was led to the North Drawing Room on the first floor of Rashtrapati Bhavan

Kalam ushered Musharraf to a seat and sat next to him. The Indian and Pakistani officials occupied their appointed places.

After pleasantries were exchanged, Kalam began. "Mr.President, like India you also have a lot of rural areas" and then put a poser, "Don't you think we should both do whatever is possible to develop them on priority?"

"Yes", said Musharraf. Without wasting time, Kalam got down to explaining one of his favourite subjects.

"Mr President, I will tell you something about PURA very briefly. PURA means Providing Urban Facilities in Rural Areas," Kalam told the general.

As if on cue, a plasma screen came alive and the description of what PURA was and what it could achieve lasted 26 minutes.

Musharraf evinced keen interest and when it was over, smiled and said, "Thank you, Mr President. India is lucky to have a scientist president like you."

Hand shakes followed and both leaders bid adieu.

IPL Schedule

Time	Match	Venue
Friday 18 April
8:00 PM	Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Kolkata Knight Riders	Bangalore
Saturday 19 April
5:00 PM	Kings XI Punjab vs Chennai Super Kings	Mohali
8:30 PM	Delhi Daredevils vs Rajasthan Royals	Delhi
Sunday 20 April
4:00 PM	Kolkata Knight Riders vs Deccan Chargers	Kolkata
8:00 PM	Mumbai Indians vs Bangalore Royal Challengers	Mumbai
Monday 21 April
8:00 PM	Rajasthan Royals vs Kings XI Punjab	Jaipur
Tuesday 22 April
8:00 PM	Deccan Chargers vs Delhi Daredevils	Hyderabad
Wednesday 23 April
8:00 PM	Chennai Super Kings vs Mumbai Indians	Chennai
Thursday 24 April
8:00 PM	Deccan Chargers vs Rajasthan Royals	Hyderabad
Friday 25 April
8:00 PM	Kings XI Punjab vs Mumbai Indians	Mohali
Saturday 26 April
4:00 PM	Chennai Super Kings vs Kolkata Knight Riders	Chennai
8:00 PM	Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Rajasthan Royals	Bangalore
Sunday 27 April
4:00 PM	Kings XI Punjab vs Delhi Daredevils	Mohali
8:00 PM	Mumbai Indians vs Deccan Chargers	Mumbai
Monday 28 April
8:00 PM	Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Chennai Super Kings	Bangalore
Tuesday 29 April
8:00 PM	Kolkata Knight Riders vs Mumbai Indians	Kolkata
Wednesday 30 April
8:00 PM	Delhi Daredevils vs Bangalore Royal Challengers	Delhi
Thursday 1 May
4:00 PM	Rajasthan Royals vs Kolkata Knight Riders	Jaipur
8:00 PM	Deccan Chargers vs Kings XI Punjab	Hyderabad
Friday 2 May
8:00 PM	Chennai Super Kings vs Delhi Daredevils	Chennai
Saturday 3 May
4:00 PM	Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Deccan Chargers	Bangalore
8:00 PM	Kings XI Punjab vs Kolkata Knight Riders	Mohali
Sunday 4 May
4:00 PM	Mumbai Indians vs Delhi Daredevils	Mumbai
8:00 PM	Rajasthan Royals vs Chennai Super Kings	Jaipur
Monday 5 May
8:00 PM	Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Kings XI Punjab	Bangalore
Tuesday 6 May
8:00 PM	Chennai Super Kings vs Deccan Chargers	Chennai
Wednesday 7 May
8:00 PM	Mumbai Indians vs Rajasthan Royals	Mumbai
Thursday 8 May
4:00 PM	Delhi Daredevils vs Chennai Super Kings	Delhi
8:00 PM	Kolkata Knight Riders vs Bangalore Royal Challengers	Kolkata
Friday 9 May
8:00 PM	Rajasthan Royals vs Deccan Chargers	Jaipur
Saturday 10 May
8:00 PM	Chennai Super Kings vs Kings XI Punjab	Chennai
Sunday 11 May
4:00 PM	Deccan Chargers vs Kolkata Knight Riders	Hyderabad
8:00 PM	Rajasthan Royals vs Delhi Daredevils	Jaipur
Monday 12 May
8:00 PM	Kings XI Punjab vs Bangalore Royal Challengers	Mohali
Tuesday 13 May
8:00 PM	Kolkata Knight Riders vs Delhi Daredevils	Kolkata
Wednesday 14 May
8:00 PM	Mumbai Indians vs Chennai Super Kings	Mumbai
Thursday 15 May
8:00 PM	Delhi Daredevils vs Deccan Chargers	Delhi
Friday 16 May
8:00 PM	Mumbai Indians vs Kolkata Knight Riders	Mumbai
Saturday 17 May
4:00 PM	Rajasthan Royals vs Bangalore Royal Challengers	Jaipur
8:00 PM	Delhi Daredevils vs Kings XI Punjab	Delhi
Sunday 18 May
4:00 PM	Kolkata Knight Riders vs Chennai Super Kings	Kolkata
8:00 PM	Deccan Chargers vs Mumbai Indians	Hyderabad
Monday 19 May
8:00 PM	Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Delhi Daredevils	Bangalore
Tuesday 20 May
8:00 PM	Kolkata Knight Riders vs Rajasthan Royals	Kolkata
Wednesday 21 May
4:00 PM	Mumbai Indians vs Kings XI Punjab	Mumbai
8:00 PM	Chennai Super Kings vs Bangalore Royal Challengers	Chennai
Thursday 22 May
8:00 PM	Delhi Daredevils vs Kolkata Knight Riders	Delhi
Friday 23 May
8:00 PM	Kings XI Punjab vs Deccan Chargers	Mohali
Saturday 24 May
4:00 PM	Chennai Super Kings vs Rajasthan Royals	Chennai
8:00 PM	Delhi Daredevils vs Mumbai Indians	Delhi
Sunday 25 May
4:00 PM	Deccan Chargers vs Bangalore Royal Challengers	Hyderabad
8:00 PM	Kolkata Knight Riders vs Kings XI Punjab	Kolkata
Monday 26 May
8:00 PM	Rajasthan Royals vs Mumbai Indians	Jaipur
Tuesday 27 May
8:00 PM	Deccan Chargers vs Chennai Super Kings	Hyderabad
Wednesday 28 May
4:00 PM	Bangalore Royal Challengers vs Mumbai Indians	Bangalore
8:00 PM	Kings XI Punjab vs Rajasthan Royals	Mohali
Friday 30 May
8:00 PM	1st Semi-final	Mumbai
Saturday 31 May
8:00 PM	2nd Semi-final	Mumbai
Sunday 1 June
8:00 PM	Final	Mumbai

IPL: Kolkata pitch under investigation

April 21, 2008

The erratic behavior of the pitch at the Eden Gardens in Kolkata on Sunday during the Indian Premier League match between the Kolkata Knight Riders and Deccan Charges will be probed, Board of Control for Cricket in India secretary Niranjan Shah said.

Shah said the IPL's technical committee and the Cricket Association of Bengal would probe all aspects of the pitch to ensure that a better wicket is prepared for the upcoming matches.

The Twenty20 encounter saw 15 wickets falling in just 37.4 overs against a score of 222 runs, with both captains Sourav Ganguly and VVS Laxman getting hurt from unpredictable bounces by the pace bowlers.

Reliance HR to recruit 5 lakh staff in 4 years!!

Reliance HR Services (RHRS), a human resources company formed by the Reliance Anil Dhirubhai Ambani Group (ADAG), will recruit half a million people for the group in the next four years.

These recruits will be deputed to Reliance Communications , Reliance Webstores, Reliance Capital , Reliance Consumer Finance, Reliance Money, Reliance Life Insurance and Reliance Energy .

About 90 per cent of these employees will be on sales functions, while the rest will be on the back-end and customer service functions.

Amitava Ghosh, CEO, RHRS, said, "Currently, about 20,000 employees are on RHRS payroll, serving various ADAG companies."

RHRS has also formulated a plan for the five forthcoming financial years to become a global HR outsourcing and consultancy organisation.

"By 2013, RHRS will evolve into an end-to-end HR outsourcing provider and an HR consultant," Ghosh said. By 2009, RHRS plans to offer HR outsourcing services.

"We can offer HR outsourcing services to companies that operate in sectors such as retail, IT BPO, among others," Ghosh said.

RHRS also plans to offer consultancy services, including compensation surveys and feedback reports.

To recruit a sizeable number of people, RHRS is planning a series of job fairs in the country. Guwahati has been selected as a pilot location.

The company will recruit freshers, who will be paid Rs 7,000 to Rs 12,000 a month, depending on the cost of living of the city.

Usage of localtime()

struct tm * localtime ( const time_t * timer );

Convert time_t to tm as local time

Uses the time pointed by timer to fill a tm structure with the values that represent the corresponding local time.

Parameters

timer

Pointer to a time_t value representing a calendar time (see time_t).

Return Value

A pointer to a tm structure with the time information filled in.

This structure is statically allocated and shared by the functions gmtime and localtime. Each time either one of these functions is called the contents of this structure is overwritten.

Example

/* localtime example */ #include #include int main () { time_t rawtime; struct tm * timeinfo; time ( &rawtime ); timeinfo = localtime ( &rawtime ); printf ( "Current local time and date: %s", asctime (timeinfo) ); return 0; }

Output:

Current local time and date: Sat May 20 17:36:17 २०००

But be cautious while using the localtime() and gmtime() Usage because these functions will share common structure to give output
if these functions are used in Parallel result may unpredicted..

where is god?

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it.

If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.



The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak

with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the

morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.



The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,


"Do you know where God is, son?"

The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone,

"Where is God?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed,


"Where is God?!"


The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,


"We are in BIG trouble this time.

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("I just LOVE reading next line again and again")

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GOD is missing, and they think we did it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8 things to make an impressive CV!!

This article is an attempt to help the readers design an impressive and user-friendly CV. If you ensure that you include this information in your CV, the chances of it meeting the interviewer's expectations are increased.

~ Begin with name and contact details
Make this information available at the beginning of your CV. This should include your postal address, phone number (preferably mobile number) and e-mail address (only one). If a company wants to call you for an interview or needs to communicate with you for any further information, they will look out for this information. If it is buried somewhere inside the CV it will not only put them off but also reduce their chances of contacting you.

~ Write an appealing career summary
This is your chance to bring forward relevant strengths and skills to the recruiter. Everything in your CV should support your Career Summary. If there's anything that doesn't support your Career Summary, you should reconsider listing it.

You should write your Career Summary around your skills, attitude, knowledge and experience. There are two schools of thought on writing the career statement.

Some people think that it should be a short 30-40 word paragraph while others give it liberty to be covered in 4-5 bulleted points. Whatever you decide on, ensure that everything relevant that you want to sell to the prospective employer is covered here. At the same time, it should not become nauseating.

~ Focus on your work experience, responsibilities and achievements
If you are an experienced candidate, your work experience is your main asset. Include the details of the relevant jobs you have done in the past. You should present your work experience in a chronologically descending order ie the last company first.

This should include the name of the company, your designation and tenure followed by your job responsibilities and achievements. It is always better to present this information in bulleted format rather than a clumsy paragraph. Mention some figures when you talk about your achievements.

For example:
Worked as Business Development Manager for XYZ Company from June 2000 to January 2004.

Job responsibilities:

• Setting up 7 franchisees across 4 countries
• Maximising the business from existing customers to the tune of $ 200,000

~ Your next asset is your educational qualification
Educational qualifications play an important role in the recruitment of freshers. If you are a fresh candidate, focus your CV on your qualifications and achievements during your student life.

~ Write about your out-of-work achievements, interests and hobbies
These reflect your personality and skills. Present the relevant achievements in the order of priority ie the most important achievement first. Similarly, present your interests as well. Write about the achievements that display a facet of your personality. For example, if you have been the president of your college, do mention it. It shows your leadership skills.

~ Write short sentences with more impactful words
Lengthy CVs put the recruiter off. Keep the sentences short and use words that demonstrate your hold of the situation like managed, arranged, supervised etc.

~ Formal font faces
A font like Verdana-10 should be good for the content while the Name at the top can be written in Verdana-12, with a bold font face.

~ Use the same tense through out the CV.
Changing the tense in every second line leaves the reader confused and annoyed.

Now, put together both the articles ie 12 things your CV should not have and 8 things to make an impressive CV. Draft and re-draft your CV keeping the points mentioned, till you are satisfied that you have presented the facts in the most impressive and convincing way.

The author is a contributor to www.CareerRide.com, a website that addresses technical and personal aspects of an IT interview. CareerRide provides sample CV and question-answers for personal and technical interviews.

17 tax-free incomes for you

The following are 17 important items of income, which are fully exempt from income tax and which a resident individual Indian assessee can use with profit for the purpose of tax planning.

1. Agricultural income

Under the provisions of Section 10(1) of the Income Tax Act, agricultural income is fully exempt from income tax.

However, for individuals or HUFs when agricultural income is in excess of Rs 5,000, it is aggregated with the total income for the purposes of computing tax on the total income in a manner which results into "no" tax on agricultural income but an increased income tax on the other income.

Agricultural income which fulfils the above conditions is completely exempt from tax. The manner of calculating tax on total income and agricultural income, is explained in the following illustration:

Illustration For FY 2008-09 (assessment year 2009-10), a male individual has a total income from trading in textiles amounting to Rs 1,52,000; besides, he has earned Rs 40,000 as income from agriculture. The income tax payable by him will be computed as under: On the first Rs 150,000 of the taxable non-agricultural income: Nil On the next Rs 40,000 of agricultural income (falling under 10% slab): Nil On the next Rs 2,000 of taxable non-agricultural income @ 10 per cent: Rs 200 Income tax on aggregated income of Rs 152,000 + Rs 40,000 = Rs 192,000: Rs 200

2. Receipts from Hindu Undivided Family (HUF)

Any sum received by an individual as a member of a Hindu Undivided Family, where the said sum has been paid out of the income of the family, or, in the case of an impartible estate, where such sum has been paid out of the income of the estate belonging to the family, is completely exempt from income tax in the hands of an individual member of the family under Section 10(2).

3. Share from a partnership firm

Under the provisions of Section 10(2A), in the case of a person being a partner of a firm which is separately assessed as such, his share in the total income of the firm is completely exempt from income tax since AY 1993-94.

For this purpose, the share of a partner in the total income of a firm separately assessed as such would be an amount which bears to the total income of the firm the same share as the amount of the share in the profits of the firm in accordance with the partnership deed bears to such profits.

4. Allowance for foreign service

Any allowances or perquisites paid or allowed as such outside India by the Government to a citizen of India, rendering service outside India, are completely exempt from tax under Section 10(7). This provision can be taken advantage of by the citizens of India who are in government service so that they can accumulate tax-free perquisites and allowances received outside India.

5. Gratuities

Under the provisions of Section 10(10) of the IT Act, any death-cum-retirement gratuity of a government servant is completely exempt from income tax. However, in respect of private sector employees gratuity received on retirement or on becoming incapacitated or on termination or any gratuity received by his widow, children or dependants on his death is exempt subject to certain conditions.

The maximum amount of exemption is Rs. 3,50,000;. Of course, this is further subject to certain other limits like the one half-month's salary for each year of completed service, calculated on the basis of average salary for the 10 months immediately preceding the year in which the gratuity is paid or 20 months' salary as calculated. Thus, the least of these items is exempt from income tax under Section 10(10).

6. Commutation of pension

The entire amount of any payment in commutation of pension by a government servant or any payment in commutation of pension from LIC [Get Quote] pension fund is exempt from income tax under Section 10(10A) of IT Act.

However, in respect of private sector employees, only the following amount of commuted pension is exempt, namely: (a) Where the employee received any gratuity, the commuted value of one-third of the pension which he is normally entitled to receive; and (b) In any other case, the commuted value of half of such pension.

It may be noted here that the monthly pension receivable by a pensioner is liable to full income tax like any other item of salary or income and no standard deduction is now available in respect of pension received by a tax payer.

7. Leave salary of central government employees

Under Section 10(10AA) the maximum amount receivable by the employees of central government as cash equivalent to the leave salary in respect of earned leave at their credit upto 10 months' leave at the time of their retirement, whether on superannuation or otherwise, would be Rs. 3,00,000.

8. Voluntary retirement or separation payment

Under the provisions of Section 10(10C), any amount received by an employee of a public sector company or of any other company or of a local authority or a statutory authority or a cooperative society or university or IIT or IIM at the time of his voluntary retirement (VR) or voluntary separation in accordance with any scheme or schemes of VR as per Rule 2BA, is completely exempt from tax. The maximum amount of money received at such VR which is so exempt is Rs. 500,000.

9. Life insurance receipts

Under Section 10(10D), any sum received under a Life Insurance Policy (LIP), including the sum allocated by way of bonus on such policy, other than u/s 80DDA or under a Keyman Insurance Policy, or under an insurance policy issued on or after 1.4.2003 in respect of which the premium payable for any of the years during the term of the policy exceeds 20 per cent of the actual capital sum assured, is fully exempt from tax.

However, all moneys received on death of the insured are fully exempt from tax Thus, generally moneys received from life insurance policies whether from the Life Insurance Corporation or any other private insurance company would be exempt from income tax.

10. Payment received from provident funds

Under the provisions of Sections 10(11), (12) and (13) any payment from a government or recognised provident fund (PF) or approved superannuation fund, or PPF is exempt from income tax.

11. Certain types of interest payment

There are certain types of interest payments which are fully exempt from income tax u/s 10 (15). These are described below:

(i) Income by way of interest, premium on redemption or other payment on such securities, bonds, annuity certificates, savings certificates, other certificates issued by the Central Government and deposits as the Central Government may, by notification in the Official Gazette, specify in this behalf.
(iia) In the case of an individual or a Hindu Undivided Family, interest on such capital investment bonds as the Central Government may, by notification in the Official Gazette, specify in this behalf (i.e. 7 Capital Investment Bonds);
(iib) In the case of an individual or a Hindu Undivided Family, interest on such Relief Bonds as the Central Government may, by notification in the Official Gazette, specify in this behalf (i.e., 9 per cent or 8.5 per cent or 8 per cent or 7 per cent Relief Bonds); (iid) Interest on NRI bonds;
(iiia) Interest on securities held by the issue department of the Central Bank of Ceylon constituted under the Ceylon Monetary Law Act, 1949;
(iiib) Interest payable to any bank incorporated in a country outside India and authorised to perform central banking functions in that country on any deposits made by it, with the approval of the Reserve Bank of India [Get Quote] or with any scheduled bank;
(iv) Certain interest payable by Government or a local authority on moneys borrowed by it, including hedging charges on currency fluctuation (from the AY 2000-2001), etc.;
(v) Interest on Gold Deposit Bonds;
(vi) Interest on certain deposits are: Bhopal Gas victims;
(vii) Interest on bonds of local authorities as notified,
(viii) Interest on 6.5 per cent Savings Bonds [Exempt] issued by the RBI, and
(ix) Stipulated new tax free bonds to be notified from time to time.

12. Scholarship and awards, etc

Any kind of scholarship granted to meet the cost of education is exempt from tax under Section 10(16). Similarly, certain awards and rewards, etc. are completely exempt from tax under Section 10(17A), for example, Lakhotia Puraskar of Rs 100,000 awarded to the best Rajasthani author, every year under Notification No. 199/28/95-IT (A-I) dated 22-4-1996.

Any daily allowance received by a Member of Parliament or by an MLA or any member of any Committee of Parliament or State legislature is also exempt from tax under Section 10(17).

13. Gallantry awards, etc. -- Section 10(18)

The Finance Act, 1999 has, with effect from AY 2000-2001, provided for complete exemption for the pension and family pension of Gallantry Award Winners like Paramvir Chakra, Mahavir Chakra, and Vir Chakra and also other Gallantry Award winners notified by the Central Government.

14. Dividends on shares and units -- Section 10(34) & (35)

With effect from the Assessment Year 2004-05, the dividend income and income of units of mutual funds received by the assessee completely exempt from income tax.

15. Long-term capital gains of transfer of securities -- Section 10(38)

With effect from FY 2004-05, any income arising to a taxpayer on account of sale of long-term capital asset being securities is completely outside the purview of tax liability especially when the transaction has been subjected to Securities Transaction Tax (STT).

Thus, if the shares of any company listed in the stock exchange are sold after holding it for a minimum period of one year then there will be no liability to payment of capital gains. This provision would even apply for the old shares which are held by an assessee and are sold after the Finance (No.2) Act, 2004 came into force.

16. Amount received by way of gift, etc -- Section 10(39)

As per the Finance (No. 2) Act, 2004, gift, etc. received after 1-9-2004 by an individual or an HUF whether in cash or by way of credit, etc. is being subjected to tax if the same is not received from a stipulated relative. Section 10(39) provides that the amount received to the extent of Rs 50,000 will, however, be exempt from the purview of tax payment.

Similarly, amount received on the occasion of marriage from non-relatives, etc. would also be exempted. It may be noted that the gift from relatives, as specified in the section can be received without any upper limit.

17. Tax exemption regarding reverse mortgage scheme -- sections 2(47) and 47(x)

Any transfer of a capital asset in a transaction of reverse mortgage for senior citizens under a scheme made and notified by the Central Government would not be regarded as a transfer and therefore would not attract capital gains tax. The loan amount would also be exempt from tax. These amendments by the Finance Bill, 2008 apply from FY 2007-08 onwards.

[Excerpt from How to Save Income Tax through Tax Planning (AY 2009-10) by R N Lakhotia and Subhash Lakhotia, two of India's top taxation experts.

How to save income tax through planning!!

Taxpayers can lower the incidence of income tax by means of legal transfer of their sources of income among family members, so that each unit of the family enjoys the basic personal income tax exemption limit, which the Finance Bill 2008 has revised for financial year 2008-09 to Rs 150,000 for male individuals and HUFs; Rs 180,000 for resident women tax payers and Rs 225,000 for resident senior citizens.

The first step in tax saving through family tax planning is to adopt the concept of divide and rule. The simple rule is that each family member must have his or her independent source of income so as to legally become an independent tax payer under the provisions of the income tax law.

In case the entire income of a family belongs to just one member, the tax liability is much higher than when the same income is spread among different members of the family.

Now, under the income tax law it is not possible to arbitrarily divide one's income amongst different members of the family - and then pay lower tax in the names of different family members. However, this goal can be achieved by intelligent use of the facility of gifts and settlements.

Thus, for example, even if a taxpayer's parents are not paying income tax today but if they receive some gift from friends or relatives or from anyone else in the world, the income so generated would belong to them.

In this manner, independent income tax files can be started for different family members by developing independent funds for each person through gifts thereby resulting in separate independent sources of income which would then be taxed separately to income tax.

Once the income is spread among more people, chances are some of them would attract lower rates of tax. Also, each one would then be entitled to independently claim exemptions, deductions, rebates, etc.

Generally, any gift you receive from various members of your family and specified relatives is not considered your income but a capital receipt. Thus, no income tax is payable on gifts received from relatives - and also gifts received from parties other than relatives upto a sum of Rs. 50,000 and at the time of marriage up to any amount.

Care should, however, be taken to ensure that any gift which is received should be a genuine one. The person making the gift, called the donor, should have proof of his or her having the source for making the gift.

The other important point to keep in mind in the case of gifts is that the provisions of Section 64 of Income Tax Act prohibit any direct or indirect transfer of funds between an assessee and his/her spouse.

Thus, a husband should not make any gift to his wife; likewise, the wife should not make a gift to her husband. If the gift is made between spouses, it would attract the provision of Section 64 and lead to clubbing of the incomes of the spouses.

To achieve the best results of gift, and to avoid clubbing of income, you may receive gift from any relative other than your spouse, and, in the case of a daughter-in-law from her father-in-law.

A trust for minor children eliminates clubbing of income

The gifts made to a minor child would similarly result in clubbing of income. Hence, from the point of view of tax planning a trust could be created for the welfare of the minor child with a specific condition that no part of income should be spent on the minor child during the period of minority.

If this simple technique is adopted then there will be no clubbing of income of the minor child with the income of the parents. The clubbing provisions do not apply when you make gifts to your major children.

Your major children are your great tax savers

All your major children can help you save your income tax. You can freely gift money to your major children without attracting the payment of gift tax. This amendment makes it a good idea to make liberal gifts to your major children so that the income, if any, arising from these investments in years to come can be taxed in the hands of your major children.

For example, if you have fixed deposits let us say of Rs 20 lakh (Rs 2 million) and you have a major son as well as a major daughter then it makes sense to gift away Rs 500,000 to each of them.

After receiving the gift amount the children also make investment in bank fixed deposit and each of them receives yearly interest of say, Rs. 45,000. On this amount the son as well as the daughter will not pay income tax because the amount is below the exemption limits of Rs 150,000 and Rs. 180,000, respectively.

Thus your major children can now be great source of tax saving and you can enjoy the benefit of lower income tax incidence in the family as a whole. If, however, due to some reasons you do not feel inclined to make huge gifts to your major children, then you may give interest-free loans to your major children so as to legally reduce your taxable income. It is lawful to grant interest-free loans to your major children from your own funds.

Your parents and in-laws can save you taxes

Might sound incredible to most readers but the fact is that your own parents as well as your own in-laws can become legal tools of tax planning for you and your family. If you want to achieve this dictum then all you are requested to do is just to give away a portion of your funds either as a gift or a loan to your parents as well as your in-laws so that in years to follow your income tax burden become light as the income on funds transferred by you to them which would bring in income would be taxed in their hands.

With the increase in the limit of exempted income for individuals, women tax payers and senior citizens, it is now a great time for having income tax files for all.

Separate income tax file for a daughter-in-law

Under Section 64 (1) (a) of the IT Act, if the father-in-law or mother-in-law makes any gift to his or her daughter-in-law, i.e., their son's wife, on or after 1 June 1973, the income arising to the daughter-in-law in respect of the gifts so made would be liable to be included in the total income of the father-in-law or the mother-in-law making the gift.

However, where such a daughter-in-law receives a gift not from her father-in-law or mother-in-law or her husband but from her father or mother or uncle or aunt or uncle-in-law, etc. then the income arising to such daughter-in-law in respect of such a gift would be liable to be assessed as the income of the daughter-in-law separately.

Such income would not be included in the total income of the father-in-law or the mother-in-law or the husband of such a lady.

Besides, if the daughter-in-law makes an investment of such gifted amount, the income arising to her out of such investment would also be liable to be assessed separately.

Similarly, if she were to join a partnership firm as a partner with the help of such gifted money, the interest arising to her would be assessable to tax in her separate assessment.

Such interest or salary as a working partner would not be liable to be included in the income of her husband or father-in-law or mother-in-law or any other relative. If she is a partner of any firm carrying on any business, her husband could also be a partner in the same firm.

Now, from assessment year 1993-94 her share income from the firm would not be clubbed with the income of the husband. This is illustrated in the following example.

Example

Mr. A has a major son named Mr. B, who gets married on 18.1.2008. Mrs. B receives a sum of Rs 4,00,000 as gifts from her father, mother and other relatives, on the occasion of her marriage. Mrs. B joins a partnership firm along with C, D and E who are outsiders. Her interest from the said firm in respect of the accounting year ended on 31.3.2008 relevant to the assessment year 2008-2009 is Rs 44,000. The income of Mr. A from his separate business is Rs 43,000 while the income of Mr. B from his own separate business is, Rs 72,000. In this case Mrs. B would be liable to be assessed separately on interest from the partnership firm amounting to Rs 44,000 and tax payable would be nil. This sum of Rs 44,000 arising to Mrs. B would not be liable to be included along with the sum of Rs 43,000 being the income of her father-in-law Mr. A or with Rs 72,000 the income of her husband, Mr. B.

Tax planning for a nuclear family

The concept of joint family is cracking down. Nuclear family concept is on a rise. Under the present scenario for a nuclear family there is imperative need of tax planning so as to cut down taxes.

The simple methodology of tax planning for a nuclear family is to have separate income tax file for self, spouse and all children as well as the Hindu Undivided Family.

For major children the tax planning is easy and simple, namely to resort to the concept of gifts and loans. As far as the minor child is concerned the best answer could be achieved by having a separate income tax file of the minor child through his 100 per cent specific beneficiary trust as mentioned in the preceding paragraph.

The Hindu Undivided Family file can also be opened. In case the nuclear family adopts tax planning by having income tax files for different family members and thereafter takes liberal advantage of the provisions relating to tax deduction, then it would be possible to achieve best tax planning for a nuclear family.

Tax planning by DINKs

Working couples who have no children are known as DINKs (Double Income No Kids). Substantial tax planning is needed for them even in the initial years of their married life. The best tax planning which DINKs should adopt is that each one of them should take full advantage of income tax exemptions and deductions.

The present exemption limit for the financial year 2008-09 is Rs 150,000 for every individual male tax payer. In addition, for a woman tax payer the exemption limit would be Rs 180,000. Thus, for the financial year 2008-09, DINKS would be able to enjoy a combined exemption limit of Rs. 330,000.

Never in the past the tax exemption slabs were so very attractive. They should also make investments in a residential house by taking a loan and thus save income tax up to the maximum extent (each of them). They should also plan a separate income tax file of HUF.

Excerpt from How to Save Income Tax through Tax Planning (AY 2009-10) by R. N. Lakhotia and Subhash Lakhotia, two of India's top taxation experts.

8 key ratios for picking good stocks..

The following 8 financial ratios offer terrific insights into the financial health of a company -- and the prospects for a rise in its share price.

1. Ploughback and reserves

After deduction of all expenses, including taxes, the net profits of a company are split into two parts -- dividends and ploughback.

Dividend is that portion of a company's profits which is distributed to its shareholders, whereas ploughback is the portion that the company retains and gets added to its reserves.

The figures for ploughback and reserves of any company can be obtained by a cursory glance at its balance sheet and profit and loss account.

Ploughback is important because it not only increases the reserves of a company but also provides the company with funds required for its growth and expansion. All growth companies maintain a high level of ploughback. So if you are looking for a growth company to invest in, you should examine its ploughback figures.

Companies that have no intention of expanding are unlikely to plough back a large portion of their profits.

Reserves constitute the accumulated retained profits of a company. It is important to compare the size of a company's reserves with the size of its equity capital. This will indicate whether the company is in a position to issue bonus shares.

As a rule-of-thumb, a company whose reserves are double that of its equity capital should be in a position to make a liberal bonus issue.

Retained profits also belong to the shareholders. This is why reserves are often referred to as shareholders' funds. Therefore, any addition to the reserves of a company will normally lead to a corresponding an increase in the price of your shares.

The higher the reserves, the greater will be the value of your shareholding. Retained profits (ploughback) may not come to you in the form of cash, but they benefit you by pushing up the price of your shares.

2. Book value per share

You will come across this term very often in investment discussions. Book value per share indicates what each share of a company is worth according to the company's books of accounts.

The company's books of account maintain a record of what the company owns (assets), and what it owes to its creditors (liabilities). If you subtract the total liabilities of a company from its total assets, then what is left belongs to the shareholders, called the shareholders' funds.

If you divide shareholders' funds by the total number of equity shares issued by the company, the figure that you get will be the book value per share.

Book Value per share = Shareholders' funds / Total number of equity shares issued

The figure for shareholders' funds can also be obtained by adding the equity capital and reserves of the company.

Book value is a historical record based on the original prices at which assets of the company were originally purchased. It doesn't reflect the current market value of the company's assets.

Therefore, book value per share has limited usage as a tool for evaluating the market value or price of a company's shares. It can, at best, give you a rough idea of what a company's shares should at least be worth.

The market prices of shares are generally much higher than what their book values indicate. Therefore, if you come across a share whose market price is around its book value, the chances are that it is under-priced. This is one way in which the book value per share ratio can prove useful to you while assessing whether a particular share is over- or under-priced.

3. Earnings per share (EPS)

EPS is a well-known and widely used investment ratio. It is calculated as:

Earnings Per Share (EPS) = Profit After Tax / Total number of equity shares issued

This ratio gives the earnings of a company on a per share basis. In order to get a clear idea of what this ratio signifies, let us assume that you possess 100 shares with a face value of Rs 10 each in XYZ Ltd. Suppose the earnings per share of XYZ Ltd. is Rs 6 per share and the dividend declared by it is 20 per cent, or Rs 2 per share. This means that each share of XYZ Ltd. earns Rs 6 every year, even though you receive only Rs 2 out of it as dividend.

The remaining amount, Rs 4 per share, constitutes the ploughback or retained earnings. If you had bought these shares at par, it would mean a 60 per cent return on your investment, out of which you would receive 20 per cent as dividend and 40 per cent would be the ploughback. This ploughback of 40 per cent would benefit you by pushing up the market price of your shares. Ideally speaking, your shares should appreciate by 40 per cent from Rs 10 to Rs 14 per share.

This illustration serves to drive home a basic investment lesson. You should evaluate your investment returns not on the basis of the dividend you receive, but on the basis of the earnings per share. Earnings per share is the true indicator of the returns on your share investments.

Suppose you had bought shares in XYZ Ltd at double their face value, i.e. at Rs 20 per share. Then an EPS of Rs 6 per share would mean a 30 per cent return on your investment, of which 10 per cent (Rs 2 per share) is dividend, and 20 per cent (Rs 4 per share) the ploughback.

Under ideal conditions, ploughback should push up the price of your shares by 20 per cent, i.e. from Rs 20 to 24 per share. Therefore, irrespective of what price you buy a particular company's shares at its EPS will provide you with an invaluable tool for calculating the returns on your investment.

4. Price earnings ratio (P/E)

The price earnings ratio (P/E) expresses the relationship between the market price of a company's share and its earnings per share:

Price/Earnings Ratio (P/E) = Price of the share / Earnings per share

This ratio indicates the extent to which earnings of a share are covered by its price. If P/E is 5, it means that the price of a share is 5 times its earnings. In other words, the company's EPS remaining constant, it will take you approximately five years through dividends plus capital appreciation to recover the cost of buying the share. The lower the P/E, lesser the time it will take for you to recover your investment.

P/E ratio is a reflection of the market's opinion of the earnings capacity and future business prospects of a company. Companies which enjoy the confidence of investors and have a higher market standing usually command high P/E ratios.

For example, blue chip companies often have P/E ratios that are as high as 20 to 60. However, most other companies in India have P/E ratios ranging between 5 and 20.

On the face of it, it would seem that companies with low P/E ratios would offer the most attractive investment opportunities. This is not always true. Companies with high current earnings but dim future prospects often have low P/E ratios.

Obviously such companies are not good investments, notwithstanding their P/E ratios. As an investor your primary concern is with the future prospects of a company and not so much with its present performance. This is the main reason why companies with low current earnings but bright future prospects usually command high P/E ratios.

To a great extent, the present price of a share, discounts, i.e. anticipates, its future earnings.

All this may seem very perplexing to you because it leaves the basic question unanswered: How does one use the P/E ratio for making sound investment decisions?

The answer lies in utilising the P/E ratio in conjunction with your assessment of the future earnings and growth prospects of a company. You have to judge the extent to which its P/E ratio reflects the company's future prospects.

If it is low compared to the future prospects of a company, then the company's shares are good for investment. Therefore, even if you come across a company with a high P/E ratio of 25 or 30 don't summarily reject it because even this level of P/E ratio may actually be low if the company is poised for meteoric future growth. On the other hand, a low P/E ratio of 4 or 5 may actually be high if your assessment of the company's future indicates sharply declining sales and large losses.

5. Dividend and yield

There are many investors who buy shares with the objective of earning a regular income from their investment. Their primary concern is with the amount that a company gives as dividends -- capital appreciation being only a secondary consideration. For such investors, dividends obviously play a crucial role in their investment calculations.

It is illogical to draw a distinction between capital appreciation and dividends. Money is money -- it doesn't really matter whether it comes from capital appreciation or from dividends.

A wise investor is primarily concerned with the total returns on his investment -- he doesn't really care whether these returns come from capital appreciation or dividends, or through varying combinations of both. In fact, investors in high tax brackets prefer to get most of their returns through long-term capital appreciation because of tax considerations.

Companies that give high dividends not only have a poor growth record but often also poor future growth prospects. If a company distributes the bulk of its earnings in the form of dividends, there will not be enough ploughback for financing future growth.

On the other hand, high growth companies generally have a poor dividend record. This is because such companies use only a relatively small proportion of their earnings to pay dividends. In the long run, however, high growth companies not only offer steep capital appreciation but also end up paying higher dividends.

On the whole, therefore, you are likely to get much higher total returns on your investment if you invest for capital appreciation rather than for dividends. In short, it all boils down to whether you are prepared to sacrifice a part of your immediate dividend income in the expectation of greater capital appreciation and higher dividends in the years to come and the whole issue is basically a trade-off between capital appreciation and income.

Investors are not really interested in dividends but in the relationship that dividends bear to the market price of the company's shares. This relationship is best expressed by the ratio called yield or dividend yield:

Yield = (Dividend per share / market price per share) x 100

Yield indicates the percentage of return that you can expect by way of dividends on your investment made at the prevailing market price. The concept of yield is best clarified by the following illustration.

Let us suppose you have invested Rs 2,000 in buying 100 shares of XYZ Ltd at Rs 20 per share with a face value of Rs 10 each.

If XYZ announces a dividend of 20 per cent (Rs 2 per share), then you stand to get a total dividend of Rs 200. Since you bought these shares at Rs 20 per share, the yield on your investment is 10 per cent (Yield = 2/20 x 100). Thus, while the dividend was 20 per cent; but your yield is actually 10 per cent.

The concept of yield is of far greater practical utility than dividends. It gives you an idea of what you are earning through dividends on the current market price of your shares.

Average yield figures in India usually vary around 2 per cent of the market value of the shares. If you have a share portfolio consisting of shares belonging to a large number of both high-growth and high-dividend companies, then on an average your dividend in-come is likely to be around 2 per cent of the total market value of your portfolio.

6. Return on Capital Employed (ROCE), and

7. Return on Net Worth (RONW)

While analysing a company, the most important thing you would like to know is whether the company is efficiently using the capital (shareholders' funds plus borrowed funds) entrusted to it.

While valuing the efficiency and worth of companies, we need to know the return that a company is able to earn on its capital, namely its equity plus debt. A company that earns a higher return on the capital it employs is more valuable than one which earns a lower return on its capital. The tools for measuring these returns are:

1. Return on Capital Employed (ROCE), and

2. Return on Net Worth (RONW).

Return on Capital Employed and Return on Net Worth (shareholders funds) are valuable financial ratios for evaluating a company's efficiency and the quality of its management. The figures for these ratios are commonly available in business magazines, annual reports and economic newspapers and financial Web sites.

Return on capital employed

Return on capital employed (ROCE) is best defined as operating profit divided by capital employed (net worth plus debt).

The figure for operating profit is arrived at after adding back taxes paid, depreciation, extraordinary one-time expenses, and deducting extraordinary one-time income and other income (income not earned through mainline operations), to the net profit figure.

The operating profit of a company is a better indicator of the profits earned by it than is the net profit.

ROCE thus reflects the overall earnings performance and operational efficiency of a company's business. It is an important basic ratio that permits an investor to make inter-company comparisons.

Return on net worth

Return on net worth (RONW) is defined as net profit divided by net worth. It is a basic ratio that tells a shareholder what he is getting out of his investment in the company.

ROCE is a better measure to get an idea of the overall profitability of the company's operations, while RONW is a better measure for judging the returns that a shareholder gets on his investment.

The use of both these ratios will give you a broad picture of a company's efficiency, financial viability and its ability to earn returns on shareholders' funds and capital employed.

8. PEG ratio

PEG is an important and widely used ratio for forming an estimate of the intrinsic value of a share. It tells you whether the share that you are interested in buying or selling is under-priced, fully priced or over-priced.

For this you need to link the P/E ratio discussed earlier to the future growth rate of the company. This is based on the assumption that the higher the expected growth rate of the company, the higher will be the P/E ratio that the company's share commands in the market.

The reverse is equally true. The P/E ratio cannot be viewed in isolation. It has to be viewed in the context of the company's future growth rate. The PEG is calculated by dividing the P/E by the forecasted growth rate in the EPS (earnings per share) of the company.

As a broad rule of the thumb, a PEG value below 0.5 indicates a very attractive buying opportunity, whereas a selling opportunity emerges when the PEG crosses 1.5, or even 2 for that matter.

The catch here is to accurately calculate the future growth rate of earnings (EPS) of the company. Wide and intensive reading of investment and business news and analysis, combined with experience will certainly help you to make more accurate forecasts of company earnings.

[Excerpt from Profitable Investment in Shares: A Beginner's Guide by S S Grewal and Navjot Grewal.]