Prospective husband : Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?
Sales girl : The fiction department is on the other side, sir.
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Said to a railroad engineer:
What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.
The reply from the railroad engineer:
How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?
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I dropped a coin in sea and prayed for a smart & intelligent friend.
Then God gifted me you and said...
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ITNE PAISE ME TO YAHI MILEGA.... :)
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Boy & Girl in restaurant :
Boy:-I Love u
Girl:-I don't Love u
Boy:- Think again?
Girl:-I told u. No no & no
Boy:-Ok!!! Waiter,bring separate bills.
Girl:- ok ok....... I Love u too........
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